Thursday, June 25, 2009

Swedeville...vacationland of the Goddess...

I'll be on vacation for the next two weeks.
Unfortunately the internet service where I'm going is practically non-existent so there will be no updates.
Please use this time to do other things, like bathe and clean out the lint in your belly button.
If you absolutely have to have a Blonde Goddess fix, go into the archives and find something fun to make you laugh.

I will miss you when I'm gone and when I'm REALLY drunk and crawling around in the back yard of my grandmother's house, I'll think fondly of you all...

LOVES!!!!

26 comments:

Nonya Bidness said...

Have fun! Bring back good stories about the fambly!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Have a great vacation!

Southern Sage said...

Send boobie pics!

otin said...

Have fun, within the limits of law and nature LMAO!

kenju said...

I hope you have great fun and enjoy seeing all your relatives. Come back with some good stories for us, okay?

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Don't forget to pack those safety pins! Have fun!

Aliceson said...

Wow, 2 Weeks? I need to re-negotiate my vacation days...

Have a great time away, we'll hold blogland down while you're gone.

Dave To You said...

Flannel jammies in the suitcase? Relax and enjoy yourself.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgllGNvvmfE

Malicious Intent said...

This is so wrong that you go on vacation and we got celebrities dropping like flies. And where are you? Not here, that is where.
You are soooo in trouble. I am going to go twitter you till you bleed!

Malach the Merciless said...

I see, heading to Michael Jacksons Funeral?

Jerrod said...

come back rested and with stories that you are dying to blog about yet not sure if you should.

moooooog35 said...

..if you plan on visiting me here, give me a head's up.

I'll need to warn the neighbors.

Efen said...

Besides having a good time....I'm w/ Southern Sage ;)

beaverboosh said...

Hei, ha en god ferie! Er du skandanvisk?

John said...

Have a great vacation! You deserve it! Will be watching for your next post, when you return!

Pwn Star said...

I've bathed. I've cleaned out the lint in my belly button.

Now what?

:o(

Mike said...

Did you say you'd think about fondling me?

Sweet!

themom said...

You will be typing till your fingers bleed upon your return. We will miss ya, so make the homecoming post a great one - we are such nibshits.

Inanna said...

Hope you're having a great time!!!

Buzzardbilly said...

Oh, I can't wait to hear the tales of return to the Motherland with its booze rivers and family tales galore. Just wanted to mention too that I tried to buy something for you on the trip to PA, but the bastards wouldn't sell it to me. It was nailed to the wall, and my suggestions of using a claw hammer to make some bux fell on deaf ears.

It was one of those old timey looking metal signs with a 50s style housewife's picture. It said: "I've childproofed my house, yet they keep finding a way back in."

Have a great vaca!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

....... was that you in MY back yard too?

Ha haaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!

Hello from Hollydale :-)

Buzzardbilly said...

When you get back, there's an invite to have a fun meet-up at a real live Unknown Hinson show in Huntington. I'm wearing bouffant hair and the tackiest outfit Goodwill will let me find. Dressing up like that is optional, but it would make it so much more fun. The show's on July 24th and the details are on my blog from this past Sunday called "It's an invite, but it's so much more..."

Consider yourself warned even if you're vacationing where you can't read the warning.

Becky..AMHW said...

I made a scarf out of my lint. It's fabulous.

John said...

Seems like you've been gone forever...looking forward to your return!

Buzzardbilly said...

Hey, hasn't more than two weeks passed? I'm going through withdrawal here. Here's to hoping you get to come back soon!

Waltsense.com said...

Darn - first time here as we have similar friends and no boobie stories and your out on vaca. Oh well - I'll be back.